Dear Bill O'Reilly, Harvey Weinstein, et. al.,
It seems like you are really struggling to understand some things, so I just thought maybe I could help. So here are some new ideas and tips, courtesy of women everywhere.
If you don't want to lose your job, if you don't want to be criticized by the media, if you don't want to lose your livelihood, if you don't want your family to be embarrassed, if you don't want to go to jail... don't fucking rape or sexually harass people. It's really NOT THAT HARD to understand.
If you don't want to be embarrassed or humiliated, don't do things that, when exposed, will EMBARRASS and HUMILIATE you. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Here is another tip, for anyone that's not sure. There is no such thing as "non-consensual sex." There is also no such thing as a "non-consensual sexual relationship." There is sex, and there is rape. There is a sexual relationship, and there is sexual harassment, abuse, and rape. Rape is not sex. Rape is a violent attack and a show of power.
Oh, here's another! If you have to pay someone $32 million to not talk about something you did? You probably SHOULD NOT HAVE done that thing. You should probably not do that thing ever again. You probably deserve to lose your job when people find out about this thing.
Rot in hell.
Rachael